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Warnings: Resolved Controversy, Spoilers, Flashing Lights, Screen Shaking, Unsettling, Mature Content.
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Vs. Dave and Bambi or just VS. Dave is a modernistic that adds 3 weeks, half-dozen playable characters, 16 songs, etc. It took months of development to brand.

Later on beating Whitty and Tricky, Boyfriend challenges Dave to a rap boxing subsequently seeing him in his backyard. Dave accepts his offering and has a rap battle. In his third song, he becomes 3D and needs help going back to reality'southward typical form of 2D.

After the events of Dave's week, Dave invites Boyfriend and Girlfriend to Bambi'due south corn maze as an apology for almost destroying the world/turning the world 3D. However, as Young man and Girlfriend are walking through the maze, Bambi comes out of nowhere and gets the misunderstanding that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are thieves and are trying to steal "his" corn.

Later the end of Maze, Bambi finally realizes that Boyfriend and Girlfriend are not trying to steal at all. Later Bambi settles downward, Dave arrives and the week ends with the four having a picnic in Bambi'due south Farm.

Later having the picnic, Dave states that the winner of the rap battle has non been determined yet, and Dave challenges Boyfriend to one last showdown for the victory. Bambi asks to join in as well, only Dave rejects his request. Bambi isn't very happy virtually this.

Dave Sussus Moggus

" Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing. "
― Dave, Corn Theft

Not to be confused with Dave from VS Aflac Remastered.

Dave is the titular adversary of his own week.

Appearance

Dave appears as a lite skinned homo with a blue shirt, blue pants, and short dark-brown pilus. He sits in a black wheelchair due to having no more than legs, which were blown off by a rocket.
During Polygonized and Furiosity, he becomes a 3D model and has a distressed expression on his face.

Personality

Dave is a nice guy, accepting pretty like shooting fish in a barrel things that people enquire him, generally because he likes a challenge, probably because from living in the middle of nowhere. However, he tin go pretty annoyed or excited when he loses (Insanity Dave is called dave-annoyed in the game), increasing the chances of activating his 3D course and possibly destroying the globe. He is shown as not being able to fully control his 3D form, since he has a distressed/angry expression when this happens. Dave is pretty strict with his son, saying to he close up in the Mail-Maze dialogue and making him grounded for piffling to no things (Post-Splitathon Dialogue). In the past, Dave probably must have killed or frozen people, all the same, he keeps this equally a hole-and-corner.

Trivia

  • Dave has the ability to modify everything 3D, but it happens accidentally/at random. This is because he comes from a 3D fashion game, Dave's Fun Algebra Grade.[ane]
  • Dave met Bambi while Bambi was trying to steal corn in a corn maze.[2]
  • Dave AlwAyS Hated ur mom [3]
  • Dave lives in the center of nowhere.[four]
  • Dave'due south favorite insurance company is Progressive.[5]
  • Dave's favorite Wii game is Wii Political party.
  • Dave bankrupt his legs considering of an accident in a laboratory he worked at.
  • Dave went to a tournament with other mod characters.
  • Young man and Girlfriend got sucked into Dave'southward House while they were playing information technology.
  • Dave and Bambi do not live with each other.
  • Dave is direct.
  • Dave has a robot suit only is still a human that wears a suit.[6]
  • Dave'due south house has metal gates for extra protection from stealers. [7]
  • Dave buys bricks, paints them like phones and gives them to Bambi as a Valentine's 24-hour interval gift.
  • Dave has half-dozen copies of PaRappa the Rappa in his firm.
  • Dave is in his middle 20's according to the devs.

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Bambi Bambi Bambi

" I GONNA Cake YOU OUT OF MY Subcontract! You lot never coming back ever once more yous dirty ole' rodeo trash. "
― Bambi, Blocked

Bambi is the titular antagonist of his own calendar week.

Appearance

Bambi has the advent of a small farmer with a dark-green hat, red shirt, and blue overalls. During the final segment of Mealie and the now removed vocal Screwed, he becomes REALLY mad and holds the very destroyed phone in his hands instead of a microphone. During whatsoever version of the Splitathon, playing every bit him, In Supernovae and Glitch, and in the Bambi Update, he doesn't have his overalls. When the player plays as him in Week 5, he wears a dark-green Christmas hat.

Personality

Bambi is a hot headed, hands annoyed by annihilation, and thinking that everyone who enters his subcontract is but there to steal his corn, equally he is obsessed with corn and loves information technology, he tries to stop people kicking them out of his farm (Bambi refers to this every bit "block"), however when someone beats him (east.g. Boyfriend) he starts threatening that he will pause his ain phone, when he breaks his own phone, he backs off and say that it's a draw. He is shown to be pretty naive, thinking that he has a real phone and non knowing that it's a brick (this is shown in Dave'due south trivia). He is also annoying, interrupting Dave while he was non singing in Splitathon.

Trivia

  • Bambi is friends with Dave.[9]
  • Bambi is 36 now (Happy bday!). [ten]
  • Bambi has stolen Zardy'south subcontract.[11]
  • Bambi'due south favorite Wii Game is Wii Sports.
    • Bambi's favorite Wii Sports game is Bowling.
  • Bambi goes to corn mazes and steals corn.
  • Bambi is god and has a religion.
  • Bambi is the height of one-two hotdogs.
  • Bambi came into existence for no reason.
  • Bambi can make friends with everyone.
  • Bambi was born in 1987 to 1988 on 31st to 1st Jan.
  • Bambi got his hat from a lost and found bin at a corn maze.
  • Bambi can become so angry he loses his head, keeps his eyes and turns cerise.
    • This is a reference to his jumpscare in Marcello's Fun House, where he does exactly that afterwards the player collects the second notebook.
  • Bambi mooches off of Dave occasionally.
  • Bambi is made of H20, Helium, CS:Go microphone, and radiations.
  • Bambi has a lot of hours on Counter Strike Source.
  • Bambi is asexual.
  • Bambi loves anime.
  • Bambi's full name is Bambi Bambi Bambi.
  • Bambi lives in João Pessoa, Brazil.
    • Whenever he wants to visit Dave, he teleports considering he lives then far away.
  • The Bambis in Cheating and Unfairness are not actually Bambi, and rather an entity known as Expunged, the reason why it looks similar Bambi is considering Bambi's sprite sheet is the first one they saw. [12]
  • Bambi's birthday is on February 3rd.

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Tristan

" DAD!!! I'chiliad done playing the game on Bambi's phone! Tin we go abode now? I'yard tired. "
― Tristan, Mail service-Splitathon

Tristan is a playable grapheme that appears in Vs. Dave and Bambi.

Advent

Tristan is a child wearing a red shirt, blue pants, Has a triangular nose, yellow shoes, and his pilus is just a word saying hair (the text can change if the danger icon appears, it switched from "pilus" to "ouch!" or "dead!" in the betas).

Personality

Near of Tristan'south personality is similar to Swain and Dave since Tristan can replace Beau and is adopted past Dave. He has a personality of a little child, in general.

Trivia

  • Tristan was adopted past Dave.
    • Tristan is also on good terms with Bambi.
  • Tristan's favorite game is "baldi dies".
  • Tristan bares a resemblance to Playtime from Baldi's Basics
  • Tristan was originally an OC endemic past Stats45 (aka Baldiisagoodperson).
  • Tristan is 9.

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Expunged

" How you practise that? "
― Expunged, Unfairness cutscene

Expunged is a powerful 3D being that takes the form of Bambi.

Appearence

Expunged appears to be wearing a green chapeau. It has a red torso and blue legs, though it is unknown whether this is wearing apparel or skin. Its[14] head is a light brown, with black eyes. Its smile is purely black.

In its Unfairness course, it wears a crimson witch-like hat, too as having a red torso and legs. It'southward head is withal light brown, but this time, its eyes are wider and its smile is much bigger. The inside of its mouth is purely black with a white natural language. Information technology likewise appears to "autumn apart" occasionally in its twitchy idle.

Personality

Expunged ever forces people to exercise a challenge, he is also disgusted by mushylove.

Trivia

  • Expunged is more than powerful than Dave as seen by the things it does to the notes in Cheating and Unfairness.
  • Expunged looks like Bambi considering Bambi'due south joke sprite canvas was the offset one Expunged saw when it came into existence.
    • Its phonation sounds like Bambi's.
      • The reason Expunged sounds like Bambi is because they lack their own vocalization.
  • The character select menu mistakingly refers to Expunged equally "3D Bambi".
    • However, Entity's locked silhouette is correctly identified as "[DATA EXPUNGED]".
  • Expunged has the ability to have any nugget from the modern and use or mess with them notwithstanding information technology wants.[xv]
  • Unfairness Expunged is actually Expunged corrupting 3D Bambi's spritesheet.[16]
    • It can do this with all spritesheets or avails besides as take their class.
  • Expunged can summon Bambi Minions at will.[17]
    • Which ways they're canon to the original mod every bit well, not only Golden Apple.
  • Expunged's purpose is to torture whoever accidentally enters the 3D earth as seen in Polygonized.[xviii]
    • It fabricated upwards its own purpose because it idea it was fun the first time information technology did information technology.[19]
  • Expunged'due south True Form is based on his lore and is made by his creator.
  • Expunged is canonically stronger than all the Shaggy'south.
  • Expunged is literally uncorruptable since he is a chaos god and a glitch..

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Bob=

" Someday you're gonna forget me. As for me... I ' L L N E V East R F O R G East T Y O U . "
― Bob, Post-RUN

Bob is a drawn beast that stars in his own modern, parodying the stereotypical Friday Night Funkin' mod.

Want to know more about Bob?

Ron

" Heh, knew this day would come. "
― Ron, Ron

Ron is a character made by wildythomas that appears in Bob's Onslaught.

Want to know more well-nigh Ron?

Staten Tower

" Dude, you lot're similar a little kid. "
― Staten Tower, Splitathon 2

" I see you're eating eggs, eggs, EGGS!!! "
― Staten Belfry, Splitathon ii


Staten Tower is a large minecraft building from an unpopular mod :(

Want to know more about Staten Belfry' ?

Fishy

Want to know more about Fishy' ?

Phil

Desire to know more about Phil' ?

Furiosity, Polygonized, and Glitch all have moments where the screen will starting time shaking and rapidly switch through the RGB color cycle, in an attempt to distract the player.

Cheating and Unfairness tin can also shake the screen, still information technology'southward minor enough to go unnoticed.

Adulterous has multiple different gimmicks to brand information technology a proper penalty for, equally the song's name states, Adulterous, including:

The v2.v update introduced another song, Unfairness, which introduces some more gameplay alterations such every bit:

While this is not much of a gameplay interference, during Cheating, Unfairness, Glitch, Supernovae, Mealie and Vs. Dave Thanksgiving, additional text is displayed below the song championship in the bottom left corner. While this is but credit to the original composer for Glitch, Supernovae, and Mealie, in the other iii information technology'southward something completely unlike, specifically:

The manner this is done is by use of a variable in the source code chosen "credits".

Note: Controversy regarding That Pizza Tower Fan and the Vs. Imposter composer is now resolved.

Notation: All of these cameos are not catechism to Dave'south or Bambi'due south story.

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House
BPM: 230
Roll Speed: 2.i (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 231000

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Insanity
BPM: 160
Coil Speed: 2.1 (Piece of cake)
2.7 (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 137550

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Polygonized
BPM: 180
Curlicue Speed: ii (Easy)
2.five (Normal)
3 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 290850

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Blocked
BPM: 225 > 150 > 225
Whorl Speed: 2.1 (Piece of cake)
ii.vii (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 170100

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Corn Theft
BPM: 130
Roll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.vii (Normal)
three.1 (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 286650

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Maze
BPM: 100
Roll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
ii.vii (Normal)
3.1 (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 279300

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Splitathon
BPM: 230
Scroll Speed: 3.1
Maximum Score: 1011150

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Bonus Song
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
three.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 128800

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Mealie
BPM: 167
Scroll Speed: iii
Maximum Score: 359800
Composer(southward): Alexander Cooper 19
Lyrics:

0:33

*Discord ping*

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Fucking idiot...

0:44

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Stop calling me!

0:59

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I'g gonna block you lot!

1:05

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : -calling me!

1:11

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : -calling me!

1:33

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Stop calling me!

1:47

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : (inaudible) Allison. Shut. the. fuck. up. Stop. Using. The phone call. siiiiigh

2:twenty

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : What the fucking hell.

2:37

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... FUCKING... PHONE! Exercise YOU Desire THE FUCKING Telephone!? HOLY SHIT!

2:57:

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Stop calling me!


3:xx:

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : LEAVE ME Solitary!

three:47:

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi :

YOU FUCKING LIAR MOLDY!!!

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Supernovae
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 2.i (Easy)
2.seven (Normal)
three.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 529200
Composer(southward): ArchWk

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Glitch
BPM: 160
Whorl Speed: 2.i (Easy)
2.seven (Normal)
iii.ane (Hard)
Maximum Score: 448000
Composer(s): The Boneyard

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Vs Dave Thanksgiving
BPM: 258
Maximum Score: 1666350

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Secret
BPM: 1600
Scroll Speed: iii.1
Maximum Score: 0

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Adulterous
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy)
3 (Normal)
4 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 211050
Lyrics:

one:01: I don't like you lot, you're a monster.

You ruined my life!

(Discord Ping)

Moldy, I swear I'll block you lot forever.

(Discord Ping)

I'll block you!

(Discord Ping)

Practise you stop clicking the frame so that I'll block you Moldy.

Look, expect, wait, ok (Inaudible) you stupid (Inaudible) uhh... Watcha...uhh... watcha... fun games?

What are your favorite games? What are your fav..

It'due south me, you lot said, dead games!

2:33: Dick!

(Inaudible)

No!

Dick!

(laughing)

Oh my god so-

Its not funny its but stupid!

(Uncontrolled Laughing mixed with some more Discord pings)

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UNFAIRNESS
BPM: 300
Scroll Speed: 0.1-10 (For each note)
(1 co-ordinate to .json)
Maximum Score: 396550
Lyrics:

0:13
Expunged: Kidding... I've... pigment... this one or 2 hours I'grand painting. Wait!! IM NOT KIDDING, FUCKING YOU...

Note: Ghost tapping is forced off, significant the thespian can't spam.

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Splitathon 2 (upcoming)

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Splitathon 2 : Beginning 20 Minutes
00:00 to 05:00
05:01 to 08:00
08:01 to 13:00
thirteen:01 to 16:00
16:01 to 21:05

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bf-ugh (Teaser)

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Unnamed Tristan song
BPM: 180

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Shredder

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Greetings

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Kabunga (teaser)

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Card Theme

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A New Day (Dialogue Music)

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Im Angey (3D Dave/Expunged's Dialogue Music)

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Adept Ending

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Bad Ending

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Jumpscare

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Bambi Speak (Bambi's old Dialogue Music)
Lyrics:

At that place was doodoo carrion. [21st century humor sound effects]

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Undercover Dialogue Theme

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Cheating 3 (Opression)
This song was made to be a troll.

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Cheating 3.0 (Middle of the vocal, presumably)
Lyrics:

0:04: You're non Spanish, you are English!

(noises)

I (unintelligible)

(noises continue)

0:thirteen: My god!

I TROLL YOU. *laughter*

0.18: AAAHHH-

  • Discord sign out sound*
Cheating iii.0 has been proven to be fake past the devs.

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Phone Nail Bash (Scrapped)

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Corn Filled Chaos (Scrapped)

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Furiosity (FLAC Verison)

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Screwed (three.0)
BPM: 180

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Screwed (3.0, Old)
BPM: 180

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Blocked (EMFNF2 Version)
BPM: 225 > 150 > 255
Curlicue Speed: 2.one (Easy)
ii.vii (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 170100

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Blocked (Funky Fri Version)
BPM: 225 > 150 > 255
Coil Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.vii (Normal)
three.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 189700

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Blocked (Yet Another Funkin' Nighttime Version)
BPM: 225 > 150 > 255
Scroll Speed: ii.1 (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 189700

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Corn Theft (Funky Friday Ver)
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
3.one (Hard)
Maximum Score: 332150

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Maze (Funky Fri Ver)
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: 2.one (Easy)
two.seven (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 415100

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Adulterous (Funky Friday Ver)
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: 2 (Easy)
3 (Normal)
4 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 277900
Lyrics:

i:01: I don't like you, you're a monster.

You ruined my life!

(Discord ping)

Moldy, I swear I'll block y'all forever.

(Discord ping)

I'll block you!

(Discord ping)

Do y'all finish clicking the frame so that I'll block you Moldy.

Look, wait, wait, ok. you can terminate with your gigs you lot stupid (Inaudible) uhh... watcha... uhh... watcha... fun games?

What are your favorite games? What are your fav-

It's me, you said, dead games!

2:33: Phone!

(Inaudible)

No!

Phone-chiliad!

(laughing)

Oh my god so-

Its not funny, it's just stupid!

(Uncontrolled laughing with Discord pings)

Phone!

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Screwed Meme Remix

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Screwed (v2, """Better""" Drums)

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Business firm (1.0)
BPM: 230
Scroll Speed: two.1 (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)
Maximum Score: 231000

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House (Beta 1)
BPM: 230 (Easy, Normal & Difficult) 115 (Unnerfed)
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.vii (Normal)
three.one (Hard & Unnerfed)

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House (Pre-Alpha)
BPM: 230
Scroll Speed: ii.ane (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
iii.ane (Hard)

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Insanity (Pre-Alpha)
BPM: 80
Scroll Speed: 3.1

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Insanity (Bambi Update)
BPM: 160
Curl Speed: 2.1 (Piece of cake)
ii.7 (Normal)
three.one (Hard & Unnerfed)

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Insanity (2.0)
BPM: 160
Ringlet Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.seven (Normal)
iii.i (Hard & Unnerfed)

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Insanity (ane.0)
BPM: 160
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
iii.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)

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Furiosity
BPM: 250
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Piece of cake)
2.seven (Normal)
3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)
Maximum Score: 169750

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Polygonized (two.5 Beta)
BPM: 180
Scroll Speed: 2 (Piece of cake)
2.5 (Normal)
three (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 290850

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Bonus Vocal (Beta 1)
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.seven (Normal)
3.1 (Hard & Unnerfed)
Maximum Score: 128800

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Bonus Vocal (2.0)
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.7 (Normal)
3.ane (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 128800

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Blocked (2.5 Beta)
BPM: 225
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
2.vii (Normal)
3.one (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 170100

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Blocked (Beta 2)
BPM: 225
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Piece of cake)
2.vii (Normal)
iii.1 (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 170100

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Blocked (Beta 1)
BPM: 225
Whorl Speed: ii.1 (Like shooting fish in a barrel)
2.seven (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 170100

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Corn Theft (Beta 2)
BPM: 150
Scroll Speed: iii.1 (All Difficulties)

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Maze (Beta ii)
BPM: 140
Scroll Speed: 1.8 (Piece of cake)
two (Normal)
3.2 (Hard)

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Corn Theft (i.0)
BPM: 130
Scroll Speed: 2.1 (Easy)
ii.7 (Normal)
3.1 (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 286650

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Maze (ane.0)
BPM: 100
Scroll Speed: ii.ane (Easy)
ii.7 (Normal)
3.1 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 477050

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Cheating (ane.0)
BPM: 125
Scroll Speed: ii (Piece of cake)
iii (Normal)
iv (Difficult)
Maximum Score: 211050
Lyrics:

1:01: I don't like you, yous're a monster!

You ruined my life!

(Discord Ping)

Moldy, I swear I'll block you lot forever.

(Discord Ping)

I'll block you!

(Discord Ping)

Do you lot stop clicking the frame so that ill block you Moldy.

Await, look, wait, ok (Inaudible) you stupid (Inaudible) uhh... Watcha...uhh... watcha... fun games?

What are your favorite games? What are your fav..

It's me, you said, dead games!

two:33: Dick!

(Inaudible)

No!

Dick!

(laughing)

Oh my god so-

Its non funny its stupid!

(Uncontrolled Laughing mixed with some more Discord pings)

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Splitathon (1.0)
BPM: 230
Curl Speed: iii.1
Maximum Score: 707700

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Screwed (i.0)
BPM: 180
Whorl Speed: 2.viii (Easy)
three.2 (Normal)
3.4 (Hard)
Maximum Score: 184100
Was used in some Beta versions of ii.0 that were never released to the public.[21]

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Screwed
BPM: 180
Curlicue Speed: 2.8 (Easy)
3.2 (Normal)
3.iv (Hard)
Maximum Score: 184100

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Screwed (2.0)
BPM: 180
Was used in some 2.five Beta versions.

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Firm (Instrumental)

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Insanity (Instrumental)

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Polygonized (Instrumental)

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Blocked (Instrumental)

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Corn Theft (Instrumental)

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Maze (Instrumental)

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Bonus Song (Instrumental)

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Mealie (Instrumental)

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Splitathon (Instrumental)

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Cheating (Instrumental)

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UNFAIRNESS (Instrumental)

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Business firm (Old) +(Instrumental)

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Insanity (Pre-Alpha) (Instrumental)

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Furiosity (Instrumental)

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Blocked (Beta 2) (Instrumental)

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Blocked (Beta i) (Instrumental)

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Corn Theft (Beta 2) (Instrumental)

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Maze (1.0) (Instrumental)

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Maze (Beta 2) (Instrumental)

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Splitathon (1.0) (Instrumental)

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Screwed (Instrumental)

House Dialogue

Here we have Dave, minding his own business...

BFIcon.png Beau : beb

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Wait, who are you lot two?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Oh wait! I saw you guys a couple days agone!

BFIcon.png Fellow : beep bop

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Oh, you desire to sing? Well let's become then!

Insanity Dialogue

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Wow! you're really good at this!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : skdoo bep

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Allow's go over again, don't you call back?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Alrighty then!

Post-Insanity Dialogue

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Oh... oh no...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bep?

Polygonized/Furiosity Dialogue

FuriosityNewIcon.png Dave : lI ll II II l ll I (WHAT)

FuriosityNewIcon.png Dave : lI ll Ii 2 l ll IllIIllI ll l 50 Two Two l llIllII lI Il ll I IIl llI I (WHAT IS HAPPENING)

FuriosityNewIcon.png Dave : ll Il II I lI lll lI lI lII IlI llIl I llll I IllI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll l I IIl llI I lll ll Il IIl llI I llIlll Il 2 l IlI lI I lI lll Il I Il I IIll I lI Il lllI l I Ii llIl lII fifty I ll (THE WORLD IS Becoming THREE DIMENSIONAL)

FuriosityNewIcon.png Dave : Il lI llll Ill l ll Il Ii IlI lll I llII 50 I Il lll 2 l lI I 2 l l I IIl fifty (NOT THE LAB AGAIN)

FuriosityNewIcon.png Dave : lllI llI lI 2 l llI I lI lll l II I lI I IIIIIIIII Ill I lI lll I Il I lI I I lI llIll I lI lllllIIl I (PLEASE HELP ME BECOME 2d)

FuriosityNewIcon.png Dave : ll III l Il lI lI lll ll Il II I lI lll Ill fifty I 2 I ll IlI llllll II I llIl lI lI lll Ii l Il lIl I llll IlI lI llI ll 2 llI llI lI lll Sick I lI lllI Il Ii l I I lIl lll ll 2 llll ll Il II l I IllI llll l IlI lI II fifty I lll I Ill IllI Il I llI lll I l Ii lll IlIll (TAKE THE MICROPHONE AND RESTORE ME BACK TO THIS REALITY'S Form)

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : B-beep..?

Blocked Dialogue

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Information technology certain was squeamish of that Dave guy to invite u.s. to a farm for a picnic later on virtually killing united states of america both and about destroying the world.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beephoo boopsa basphedi!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Who goes there??

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep?

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Hey! Are y'all trying to steal my corn?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bo beep ber-

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I GONNA Block YOU OUT OF MY FARM! You never coming back ever over again you muddy ole' rodeo trash.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bop?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Here we go again..

Corn Theft Dialogue

INCOMING Telephone call FROM: DAVE

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Huh? Hello?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : What?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : I invited them over as an apology for near turning the earth 3D.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Ok? Whatchu mean?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Bambi listen-

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I dunno what you trying to say, GOODBYE!

HANG UP

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Uhhh...

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Are you two using Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : What?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : That's not what we're trying to do at all!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bee buuhh bi beeen boo bi bayb

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Ok, you lot know what-

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Don't win this one... or... or...

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I'll break my phone!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Aye I'll smash my telephone and yous'll get grounded!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bop..

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his phone

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : AUGH FUCK You lot! I'1000 GONNA BREAK MY FUCKING...PHONE!

Bambi throws his telephone at Boyfriend

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : exercise y'all desire tHe fOoKiNG pHoNe?

The telephone'southward screen breaks

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : HOLY SHIT!

Maze Dialogue

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : My phone...

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Look what yous two did!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Yous don't know what you guys just got me into!!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : You both are gonna die!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Huh?

INCOMING Phone call FROM: DAVE

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Bambi! I bought you that phone 3 hours ago!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I BREAK MY Phone!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : What?

BFIcon.png Young man : Beep.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : I only sent them here as an amends for almost destroying the globe, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : What?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Can you please just end getting on to them?

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : You lying? You liar!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : No, I promise you I'yard not lying Bambi.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : NO YOU LYING!!

HANG Upwardly

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : That'due south it, that'due south information technology!

BFIcon.png Fellow : Beep boop bap skdoop

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : You two are going to die!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I don't intendance if I'm tired, I don't care if I'm bored.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I will be here all day and I volition end you you lot are life!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : One more song... If you win, I-I, uhh..

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep?

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I guess nosotros call it a draw.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Yous prepare?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bess

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Then LETS GO You lot IDIOT!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : sigh

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Guess I gotta add this ane to the listing of hard last songs I made..

Post-Maze Dialogue

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Fine... You win..

BFIcon.png Young man : Beep.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Huh?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Oh... I'm sorry you really hither for Dave?

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : But Dave isn't hither though... Whatchu hateful?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Yeah, Dave isn't fifty-fifty hither!

Dave comes out of the corn.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Hey, I'1000 hither. Distressing I was running late.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Tristan was a hurting to get up.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : He was like "But Dave, it's Sat, we don't have school!"

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : DON'T TALK Almost ME LIKE I'Thousand NOT HERE!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : With all due respect, son, close up.

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : MEANIE!!!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Anyways, he'south homeschooled so I brand the rules.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : So I Bankrupt MY Telephone FOR NO REASON!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Yeah, and I have no thought why you idea that was a expert idea.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I'M SO STUPID!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Bambi, you may think you're stupid, but atleast you're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Those idiots aren't gonna wake upward until atleast the next millennium!

Anybody awkwardly stares at Dave.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Hahahaha... What?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : I even brought N&Ns!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : I brought Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I brought NICE_POP.

BFIcon.png Fellow : (What the hell are any of these foods?)

Everyone eventually settles downward and has a picnic.

Bambi besides starts a food fight out of nowhere, only that'southward likewise the indicate.

To be continued...

Splitathon Dialogue

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : You know, I similar chilling out.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : But we oasis't settled which is the better rapper.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : And so I retrieve, we take a 10 minute showdown.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Whoever wins will exist proven the master rapper.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : What nigh me?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Bambi

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Please stay out of this, this is only between me and boyfriend.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : ...

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Alright, let'due south settle this!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : I'm rooting for yous boyfriend!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Post-Splitathon Dialogue

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Wow! Nice rapping! How most another one-

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : DAD!!! I'thou done playing the game on Bambi's phone! Tin nosotros go home at present? I'thousand tired.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : You lot were doing WHAT?!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I NEVER TOLD Yous THAT Y'all COULD Utilise MY Phone!

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : Simply It'South Really FUN!!!

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : Y'all have these number buttons, and you tin arrange them in different orders to hear different things!

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : My favorite 1 to type in is 911-

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : SON! Y'all'RE GROUNDED!

Tristan begins to cry.

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : Why, daddy? It'due south fun!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : THOSE ARE Existent PEOPLE!!! This besides means I'm taking abroad YOUR phone. Mitt it over.

TristanNewIcon.png Tristan : But dad-

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : No buts. Hand. It. Over.

Tristan hands over the phone.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Thank you.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Anyways, I gauge this is goodbye, boyfriend. See y'all around!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bap!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Wonderful! Tristan has to become to bed now, and so we'll be leaving. Bambi, practice you lot need to sleep on our couch this night?

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I can slumber in the barn!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Errrrr... ok! Bye bye!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Bye farewell!

BFIcon.png Swain : Bee bee!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : See-ya!

The end.

Supernovae Dialogue

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Why you calling me ?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : I don't understand

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Speak brazil

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Boop beep skdoop

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : I gonna block yous considering you lot calling me

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Lets have rap battle

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : You lot lose=cake

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : TB she lose you gonna lose

Glitch Dialogue

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Stop y'all try to are trolling me

BFIcon.png Young man : skdoo bep

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Oh my god You try to filming

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Yous modify the keyboard

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : You liar

BFIcon.png Swain : bep

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : That information technology

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : You trolling me

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : You win this game = I smash my phone

Mealie (Upcoming) Dialogue

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : huh? what are you doing here in the middle of the nighttime?

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Tin can'T You lot Come across I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS Hither!

BFIcon.png Beau : blap

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : were hither cause yeah

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : well... I Want You OUT!

BFIcon.png Fellow : no

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : and so... I see how information technology is so.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I'll make a deal, if you win this one then your gratis to stop by when you lot want to

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : only if you lose... never come dorsum here again!

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : sounds good to you?

BFIcon.png Fellow : beep

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : alright, BRING IT ON FUCKIN' IDIOT!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : oh dear lord, hither we go once again...

Cheating Dialogue

ExpungedIcon.png Expunged : Why you printing 7 the keyboard? Y'all cheat! You cheater!

BFIcon.png Swain : bop?

ExpungedIcon.png Expunged : Whatchu mean?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Where even are nosotros?

ExpungedIcon.png Expunged : You attempt to filming?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : What

ExpungedIcon.png Expunged : I Cake Yous, I BREAK YOU ARE NOTES!!

ExpungedIcon.png Expunged : Now you never survive this!!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Don't be so sure, my boyfriend can survive ANYTHING!

BFIcon.png Swain : *beeps in understanding*

ExpungedIcon.png Expunged : AUGH, shut up with your lovey dovey bullshit!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Ugh, permit'southward only get on with this.

Unfairness Dialogue

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon.png Expunged : How you do that?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bree bap skeedap

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon.png Expunged : You lot CHEATER Once more!! I Cake YOU OUT OF Crook MENU!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bahp beep skehdah dah bay bleep skah

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon.png Expunged : You NEVER WIN THIS!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Allow'due south check the times that'south been right.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Hmm. Let's see. 0. I recollect I'thou gonna accept that with a grain of salt.

BFIcon.png Young man : borp bleep skeedorp skai

BambiUnfairnessNormalIcon.png Expunged : STOP Fugitive THE FUCKING SONG!!!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Augh, this is a waste of fourth dimension. Whatever, let's go this over with.

Vs. Dave Thanksgiving Dialogue

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : FUCK YOU

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : I GONNA SHOW MY DICK, I GONNA Evidence MY DICK

  • Generic hip hop music starts playing*

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : HOW AM I, FUCK Y'all!

BFIcon.png Young man : brey

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : kill yourself

BFIcon.png Beau : fwhbrhbjehfbjeshbjgfehbjsaghhbjefsdhbgshbgvnshgjudqujgkjgdjhgdskhsdaghkbjdgsajkhgdshbkdgshkgdskhdagshdgshbghbsdbgkdbkjasbkjjjjjjjjjjjgojwhwewgeuhwguhiuhirghbgekhbgejrejbkehkjgehjgrhjgrhgfkjhakjhgaskjhgasdhgdsjhkgadsiudghiuywruiwgbighuigunjgnbugukrjujvujrgjbkdjgbwrkbjawdjkgbdskgkjbwdjbksqjgkbrwkjwbjgkkjrewdg

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Boyfriend is a immature, lite-skinned man with spiky cyan hair. He wears a white T-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy blue pants, crimson sneakers, and a backward red cap with a nighttime bluish brim. He holds a microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. During Week 5, he wears a red parka, low-cal bluish pants and brownish snow boots. During Week six, his regular appearance is rendered in a 32-fleck fashion. During the last rail of Week vii, he holds Girlfriend upward by the waist with his left mitt.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Fellow is portrayed every bit a immature, overzealous rapper with a dearest for music, donuts and his girlfriend. He loves to sing and show off his skills, resulting in his confident and cocky graphic symbol. He is very determined and persistent on reaching his goals and won't permit anyone make it the manner of his success, even if threatened with decease. Boyfriend is also implied to be clingy, as he is never seen without Girlfriend by his side. Boyfriend has been diagnosed with ADHD and ASD, sometimes he may choose not to communicate commonly with strangers and will only beep at them instead of using his words and is rarely found without his red cap.

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Girlfriend is a young, light-skinned female with long auburn hair. She wears a sleeveless red dress and red loftier heels. Her fingernails are painted red. She is always on a gear up of three speakers, sitting on the large eye one with her legs crossed. During Week 5, she wears a sleeveless red dress with a fluffy white collar, ruby gloves with white cuffs, white thigh-high stockings with small red bows, and yellow bell earrings. The speakers she sits on are all wrapped in festive Christmas lights. During Week half-dozen, her regular advent is rendered in a 32-fleck style. During the last track of Week 7, she is held upwardly from her waist by Beau.

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : stfu no one cares about y'all

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : 168.928.2987

BFIcon.png Beau : jesus christ

Post-Corn Theft Cutscene Dialogue (1.0)

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Fucking idiot...

Bambi takes out his telephone

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : AUGH I'LL- AUGH I'LL BREAK MY... PHONE!

Bambi throws his phone on the basis and punches it multiple times, cracking the screen

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : Practise YOU WANT A- THE FUCKING PHONE!?

Bambi throws his cleaved phone at Young man hitting him in the face

BambiNewerIcon.png Bambi : HOLY

SHIT!

House Dialogue (Beta 1)

Dave: Howdy at that place! welcome to my backyard!

BFIcon.png Fellow : Exist bopo bopebo

Dave: You desire to battle?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : bep

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Dave: Sure affair!

Firm Dialogue (Blastoff 4)

Dave: Hi there! Are y'all here from the rap competition?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Be bobo bopebo

Dave: I'll take that as a yes!

Dave: But watch out, I am a rapping veteran!

BFIcon.png Beau : Beep bo bop

Insanity Dialogue (Blastoff 6)

Dave: Bro

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave: I'1000 not becoming 3D again.

Dave: Don't brand me.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4)

Dave: ...

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : skdoo bep

Dave: Non to worry, we volition accept another battle

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : boop bop skippidy

Insanity Dialogue (Alpha 4/100% Business firm)

Dave: What the bodily fuck

BFIcon.png Swain : yeah ni**a i perfected your song

Dave: bet yous wont do information technology this time retard

BFIcon.png Fellow : yes i will fucka

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha 6)

Dave: Yo

BFIcon.png Beau : pap beep do exist

Dave: I'm 3D now.

Dave: Thanks to you.

Dave: You lot won't win this time.

Dave: My 3D grade will strike you down.

BFIcon.png Fellow : bep

Dave: You're gonna have to attempt a little harder than that.

Furiosity Dialogue (Alpha iv)

Dave: ...

BFIcon.png Fellow : pap beep practise bep

Dave: yous know what

Dave: that's it

Dave: I am not holding back now

Dave: I have reached my limit

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : beep?

Dave: Yous KNOW WHAT!? I Volition WIN THIS Fourth dimension AND SLAUGHTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO YOU Tin can'T FEEL TRUE Beloved!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : boop

House Dialogue (Pre-Alpha) (Unused)

Dave: Yo yo! Thank you for coming to my firm!

Dave: Nosotros volition now embark with a rap battle that will go downwards in history!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep bo bop

Blocked Dialogue (Beta ane)

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : I SMASH MY PHONE

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : YOU ARE TROLLING ME FUCKING FOREVER

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : bap

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : Be Tranquility I READING

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : I GONNA KILL You

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : AND FUCKINGG BLOCK YOU FOREVER

BambiIconLoL.png Bambi : You lot WIN=I NEVER COMING BACK EVER Once again

Blocked Dialogue (Beta 2)

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : It was sure nice of that Dave guy to invite the states to a corn maze later almost killing united states of america both and destroying the world.

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bop beep bap boop bap

BFIcon.png Swain : Beep skdeep boop badoop

Bambi: Who go in that location??

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep?

Bambi: You! Are you trying to steal my corn?

BFIcon.png Swain : Beep boop skedop eep!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : No we wer-

Bambi: I cake u out of my corn! You never come back again!!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend :Bop...

Corn Theft Dialogue (Beta 2)

INCOMING CALL FROM: DAVE

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Hey Bambi, they're not trespassing.

Bambi: What?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Yep. I invited them over equally an amends for nearly turning the earth 3D.

HANG UP

Bambi: Ok...

Bambi: But I think you use Dave invite as excuse to steal corn!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend :What?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend :That's not what we're trying to do at all!

BFIcon.png Young man : Beep beep beep!

BFIcon.png Swain : Boop! Eep Dadoop sqeep!!

Bambi: Don't win this 1... or... or...

Bambi: I'll interruption my phone!

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Bop..?

Maze Dialogue (Beta ii)

INCOMING Phone call FROM: DAVE

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Bambi! I bought you that phone 3 hours agone!

Bambi: I BREAK MY PHONE!

Bambi: BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL CORN!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : What?

BFIcon.png Boyfriend : Beep

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : I only sent them here equally an apology for almost destroying the world, they aren't at all trying to trespass.

Bambi: What?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Yeah, can you stop getting on to them?


Bambi: You lying?

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : No, of course non.

Bambi: Ok.

Bambi: If y'all win this one I will let y'all accept my corn!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : That sounds fun! I'll be over at that place in a fiddling while.

HANG Upwardly

BFIcon.png Young man : Beep bop bap skdoop

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : See, we were trying to tell you lot that all along.

Bambi: Ok... I lamentable. I will give you slice of corn after this one.

Mail-Maze Dialogue (Beta 2)

Bambi: Fine... You lot win...

BFIcon.png Swain : Beep.

Bambi: Huh?

BFIcon.png Beau : Beephoo bah bee boski ba ska bee bo boop

Bambi: Oh... I'm sorry you actually hither for Dave?

Bambi: Merely Dave isn't here though... Whatchu mean?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Yeah Dave isn't even here

Dave comes out of the corn.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Hey, I'm here. Sorry I was running late.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Tristan was a pain to get up.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : He was like "But Dave information technology'southward Saturday, we don't have school!"

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : He'southward homeschooled though and then I brand the rules.

Bambi: Oh. Ohhh, ohhhhhh!

Bambi: And then, I BROKE MY PHONE FOR NO REASON!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Aye, I have no idea why though.

Bambi: I'M Then STUPID!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Bambi y'all may recall you're stupid but atleast you're not the people who got cryogenically frozen in my basement.

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Those idiots aren't gonna wake up until atleast the next millennium!

Everyone awkwardly stares at dave

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : Hahahaha... What?

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : Uhhh, anyways lets get this picnic started!

GF Icon.png Girlfriend : I even brough N&Ns!

DaveNewIcon.png Dave : I brought Mint Chocolate Chip Cupcakes.

Bambi: I brought NICE_POP.

BFIcon.png Beau : (What the hell are any of these foods)

Everyone eventually settles down and has a pic-nic

Bambi also starts a food fight out of nowhere but that'southward besides the point.

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Source: https://fridaynightfunking.fandom.com/wiki/Vs._Dave_and_Bambi

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